Fairy Tale for the Guys

B.C. Bud · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:07 pm Post subject: Fairy Tale for the Guys

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End

Bela_the_Gypsy · Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 539

And the princess was also happy, because she didn't have to pick up the sloppy prince's beer bottles, wash his dirty laundry (which he threw everywhere except the clothes hamper), cook his meals or listen to his endless excuses and bellyaching over how he wasted his youth and never amounted to anything. Wink

The princess ended up marrying a wealthy British rock star and had the time of her life flying airplanes, seeing the world and never, ever, regretted turning the prince down.

Today she lives in a palace and is now a QUEEN. While the prince . . .

. . . is still, and will always be, just a prince. Crying or Very sad

THE END

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B.C. Bud · Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:17 pm Post subject:

..the Fantasies of Bruce is another thread in a different part of the forum, maybe you got them mixed up... Wink

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Bela_the_Gypsy · Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 539

Who said the British Rock Star she married was Bruce? In my version, I'd probably be Steve. Wink

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